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Nicknames: Et tu Montague, Montaskew, Merngo, Y Su Montenegrus, PizaBagl, The Ayatollah of Rock n' Rollah, Master

Sex: Boy...wait, umm...yeah, that's right.

Sign: Cancer

Height: 5'9

Build: Strapping

Eyes: Brown, Sultry, often referred to as "Bedroom Eyes"

Hair: Brown, Short (once it was luciously long, but those days are over. maybe i'll share some pictures if you're lucky.)

Personality: Sarcastic, Cynical, Funny at times, Exuding extreme intelligence.

These things are good: Pretty Girls, Guitars, Cd's, Going to live music shows, Getting into new bands/artists, Books, breakfast food at odd hours, Conspiracy Theories, Secret Societies, Star Wars, Dawson's Creek, computers, gangster films, and making fun of others.

These things are bad: Mean people, lonliness, road-ragers, traffic jams, black licorice, and the sun shining on my face.


Donde esta mis zapatos?


Raves and Favs

Movies: Star Wars, Great Expectations, Gattaca, The Game, Citizen Kane, Rear Window, A Bronx Tale, Tron, A Clockwork Orange, Say Anything, Dead Poet's Society, The Flamingo Kid, Rock and Rule, Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas

Books: "The Lost Legends of New Jersey" Frederick Reiken, "The Odd Sea" Frederick Reiken, "Glimpses" Lewis Shiner, "Youth In Revolt" CD Payne, "On The Road" Jack Kerouac, "Catcher in the Rye" JD Salinger, "Danny the Champion of the World" Roald Dahl, "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day" Judith Viorst

Colors: Blue, Red, Green

Actors: Johhny Depp, Ethan Hawke, Ed Norton, Joshua Jackson

Actresses: Ashley Judd, Gwynneth Paltrow, Renee Zellweger, Jami Gertz

Foods: Burgers, Steaks, Grapes, Olives, Asparagus, Raisin Bran, Eggplant (any way you slice it)

Super Heroes: Adam Warlock, Silver Surfer, Suicide Squad, Spider Man

Super Villans: Hobgoblin, Dr. Doom, Thanos

All Time Favorite Comix: Crisis on Infinite Earths, Secret Wars, Contest of Champions, Arkham Asylum, The Killing Joke

Websites: Doodie.com, Slashdot, Fray

All Time Favorite Puter Games: Ultima V, Beyond Zork, Star Wars: Rogue Squadron, Alex Kidd in Miracle World (well that was for Sega but who's counting)

Drinks: Iced Tea, Diet Pepsi, JD, Stoli V, T&T

Some People I Approve Of: Daf, Nukes, Slerm, LL, Lo, RJ, Schwartz, Malibu, Smittens

Places I Like: Vegas, the jersey shore, Union Square, 7A, Tunes, the Melody, my bed

TV Shows: Dawsons Creek, X-Files, Sopranos, Frazier, Rock and Roll Jeopardy, VH1 Behind the Music, Tom Green, Seinfeld (reruns)

Cartoons: The Superfriends, Transformers, GI Joe, He-Man (I realize that none of these are on anymore)

Bands: There is not nearly enough room to get into this here, but to name a few: The Beatles, The Stones, The Clash, Bob Dylan, Wilco, Matthew Sweet, Blur, Morrissey, Lou Barlow, Bob Mould, Radiohead, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Jane's Addiction, Sloan, Charles Mingus, Saves the Day, The Flaming Lips