He’s a short-sighted flyboy romance novelist on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She’s a cynical African-American doctor with someone else’s memories. They Fight Crime!

He’s a bookish albino inventor who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She’s an artistic green-skinned museum curator prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They Fight Crime!

He’s a scrappy ninja gangster with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She’s a transdimensional cigar-chomping detective prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They Fight Crime!

Genius, I tell you.