My mom sent me this today over email. I think it was the first thing she forwarded me that I laughed at:
The Taliban Plays Questions and Answers
Q: What do Kabul and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing … yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What’s the difference between the Taliban anda bucket of manure?
A: The bucket
Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A: Shoot the guys pushing it.