Today I just remembered that I used to work with this guy named Chris at the old publishing company. He had a band called Blue Channel and spent many years of his life dating this girl named Carrie. Anyway….I guess the dudes in the band got sick of the two of them and wrote a song about it called Chris and Carrie. It then occurred to me today, as the song popped into my head that Cary’s girlfriend’s name is Kris and the song could apply to them too. Here’s the chorus:
“Kris and Cary,
You might as well get married,
You’re together all day,
Kris got Cary’ed away”
I should stop now. I’m going to look for the tape when I go home.